Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
If you call me past 1am you better want to have sex with me or you are on fire.
|*misses school one day*|
|*misses a fight*|
|*misses a breakup*|
|*misses 12 assignments*|
|*misses a dog riding a skateboard*|
|*misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*|
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this