Common Courtesy

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Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

(via sarahs-coffee-pot)


Horny decisions are worse than drunk decisions.

(via fuckinghazard)


If you call me past 1am you better want to have sex with me or you are on fire.

(via d4rk--days)


"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"


(via sarahs-coffee-pot)

*misses school one day*
*misses a fight*
*misses a breakup*
*misses 12 assignments*
*misses a dog riding a skateboard*
*misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone



-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via sarahs-coffee-pot)

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